'You're a bit early, so I haven't changed into my sexy undies yet… Do you want me to change, or would you like to fuck me in these tights. You can rip them open if you want - my daughter tells me you like to do that. She's disgusted with the way you tear up her nylons.
I’ve told he she needs to wear stockings, but she hasn’t taken the hint… I’m so lucky to have such a magnificently hung son-in-law, and such a frigid daughter! All my friends are so envious!’